soambitchous: I hope she’s ok.
soambitchous: I hope she’s ok.
So you kalled but u never knew, I’m Not a vampire but I’ll sure bite u, When I pull my dikk owt imma sure skare u, Imma fukk u so hard u won’t have a klue, When I’m downstairs trynna get 2 know u, I want u take my dikk and sukk it til its blue, And Guess what I got some late breaking news, Imma Take my dikk and stir u lyke hot ass stew, U kan Klear me up lyke...
What are those little bumps around a woman's...
justasoulrebel: dickgamehelicopter: telvi1: its braille for “suck here” ^^^^ Yep Knew I could read braille
Started from the Bottom Remix
Started from the bottom we still here, Started from the bottom this may be our year, I can barely buy my lunch, I hate when my money run out of month, n*gga I’m just grindin on my own, This can’t be life feel like I’m doing it all wrong, And my auntie calling me like where you at, I gave you twenty dollars you said you wood pay me right back, n*gga Now look I got a...
Sultry Simone Host In Germany, Twerking Lap Dances (by nyn7) Ass So Phat Need A Lap Dance!!!!!!!!
Unusual Date Ideas
No Gravity Women
She a lightweight how many shots does it take one, Rubbing alcohol on her bruise will get her drunk, So don’t give her none, A whiff of this and she is done, Ain’t no pre-gaming with her, Every sip is a blur, Its like she has no liver, It’s no way she was always had that slur, She take a shot of that Hennessy and watch her friends turn to enemies, Her enemies turn to...
Past Ghost Lovers
All my past boos got new boos, this aint news but its still makes me feel the blues, Its like I pick the right but I dont treat them right, They leave me and go on to find future husbands that’s super nice, Got me thinking back about all the women in my past life, Now I’m Contemplating will I ever meet my wife, Simple things like relationships never come easy for me, I got...
My favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”? I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes. The best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”? Plot twist: the season finale is three parts. Double plot twist: cliffhanger at the end of the season so you...
Why You Doctor Kill Joy Shooting Up The Party
Intro 2 Mixtape
Wake Up Mr Hampton, Dominic, Mr Oh So Sly and Slick, I mean get yo mind off them Yamps, Head out the clouds you need 2 focus, And yes I get dressed for every test, Barely passing klasses but still better than the Rest, I mean did you dream about that final you would rip, Or the girl in row 2 with the enormous breast, Put some motivation in them feet, These grades are for keeps, ...
Sometimes you close your eyes and see the place where you used to...– the Killers
xreleasethekraken: i love you, i just don’t like you.
Can we talk about this nigga Omarion for a...
theworldsafire: bustermcthunderstick: My man was like “LET ME SHOW YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE!” *howls with laughter*
My favorite girl wanna leave bekuhz I am a changed Man, My conscious girl wanna leave kuhz my conscious was missing, My nice girl didn’t like that I wasn’t a Christian, She left man all these girls be trippin, Me and my kl2b doing the same old deuce step, Why those Omegas doing the same old Q Step, Got my mind on my frat I’m thinking Krimson Kream, She really left me kuhz...
Deb: Did you kill all these people?
Dexter: I did.
Deb: Are you a serial killer?
Dexter: I am.
Past My Shades
If you ask me what’s on my mind you prolly won’t believe it, Kuhz if life was one big pool I wood be on the deep in, So I just play my role and never ever speak it, So I keep it in lyke a secret, And all the while you just trynna figure me out, But you can’t see past my shades… My mind is protected by shades it don’t matter the style, I blend in my thoughts stick out...
Everything I do is Kool, Thoughts are from the deep end of the Kool pool, Swag degree from University of Kool Skool, I’d beat a winter breeze in a Kool duel, My fingers and imagination are my Kool tools, Never knock me off my Kool stool I’m up hiii on a Kool pedestal, Everything I wear is wet, bet don’t fret I even spit Kool drool, I bleed Kool Aid got a Kool Fade star Kool plays...
Happy Birthday Domo!!
Today is September 15…my Birthday is February 6th and I have a story for yall Today… I’m gonna tell ya a lil story of a girl I tried to talk to I’m gonna refer to her as slizz tho. Once upon a time there’s a girl that I met thru a mutual friend now this slizz was digging me hard and she wasn’t a bad catch so I gave her some of my time. So we texting talking on...
Speed Racer (Green Ranger Remix)
[J. Cole Verse] When this shit dropped I was having weird dreams, Coming home with dirt on my blue jeans, And grass stains, Now that shit changed, I can’t be stopped, Patron comments taking no cheap shots, Monster like I’m in a field of clovers, Barbecuing this track aint no leftovers, Aint no way I was 17 cruising around in a new car so dayum mean, Actually that was my aunt shit, But...
Toyota Camry Girl
Bitch I’m made that’s all I gotta say, I’m like She knew she knew she knew, After all the tears doing something Yeezy wood do, wood do, wood do, When I met you had a blackberry, palm pilot all connected thru bluetooth, blue tooth, blue tooth When you met me I was chirpin pre-paid boost-mobile and sidekick running out of minutes a yeahhh, But we both a long way from home, I walk...
John Muir Music
Shakes for breakfast mash potatoes for dinner, applesauce real food at a loss I can’t be a winner, All this happened to me I must be a sinner, What a great way to end my summer, X-rays of my Heart can’t see my soul, Test say my brain is nocturnal and my blood made of gold, Sit down its time to operate, Operate dayum which one of these doctors have the keys to my fate, Hole in my mouth...